afterspice 

some stanky ass nug piles; damn skunky herbal products; sticky icky delightfullness

Yo im bout to toast a j, u wanna get cooked on some afterspice?

afterspice by ellsworthtoohey May 15, 2011

Afterspice 

What happens on the toilet after you eat spicy food; the second round of spice.

Last nights dinner was so spicy, I could really feel the afterspice this morning.

Afterspice by ginger spice November 29, 2024

aftersmile 

The artificial smile left on your face when your real smile should have been terminated by something said by somebody else. Usually accompanied by a sudden and severe absence of the positive feeling that brought the smile on to begin with.

He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.

aftersmile by nirgle June 5, 2011

Afterswipe 

The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.

Did you see all that Afterswipe I left on her phone?

Afterswipe by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011

afterspect 

1: A combination of afterword and retrospect
2: If you don't know what afterword or retrospect mean, you are a moron and probably found this website or even turned on the computer by total mistake, and you probably can't even read. HAHA you are stupid, you might be a monkey in one of those experiments where they put 1000 monkeys with 1000 typewriters (computers in this day and age) and try to write the american novel. So basically, you only get response by words like banana. BANANA!!!! now, do I have your attention? Stupid monkey....

Janelle: Well in afterspect, I would still like a banana.
Anyone who knows the english language: What the hell does afterspect mean?

afterspect by Ryan March 29, 2003

afterpiece 

the side ting waiting for when ur done w ur girl.

just rammed my gf now imma go pipe my afterpiece!

afterpiece by hhjhgfghjkkgfdfghjk July 8, 2021

aftersick

The sickness that comes after being cured from a previous sickness

Best friend: wanna go to the mall?

“You”: I can’t… I have aftersick
Best friend: No problem we can do it some other time

aftersick by odenanaizzy February 11, 2023