The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.
To get back at my ex-girlfriend, I card swiped her phone.
An adjective used to describe nouns that possess qualities or features of diarrhea. You can judge by smell, texture, opaqueness, thickness, size, or shape to decide on whether or not the noun is diarrhyllic.
I'm too sure about swimming in that water man, it's looking a little diarrhyllic.
The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.
Did you see all that Afterswipe I left on her phone?