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Being a little kid.
Parent: "Why is little Johnny running around all the time? Can't he ever just walk?"

Doctor: "He has ADHD"
by Morazar March 24, 2011
 
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Contrary to "contrary to belief", ADHD is a form of poor parenting and laziness. Symptoms of ADHD include inability to sit still or pay attention and excessive giggling and figeting. These are used to diagnose 6 year old so the result is huge amounts of ritilan, concerta etc. , a form methamphetamines,are prescribed to children
Me: why did you give me concerta for ADHD when I was 6?
Mom: you missbehaved to much and I'm a nurse so I know
Me: you mean you gave it to me because I was your first child and you had no idea how to deal with a noisy kid? I wish you just hit me because now I'm in college and literally addicted to a form of meth. Thanks mom
by mfurgison September 15, 2011
 
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Bull s***.
Timmi: I have A.D.H.D.
TOM: No you don't.
Timmi: Yes I... Ooo Shiney.
by Raffaello Beni December 09, 2009
 
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(addicts don't have dope)
this is the a ADHD area
by RAVVVEN November 08, 2009
 
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Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder
Motherf***er are you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D.
You jump around like you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D.
You kiss the steel like you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D.
You f*** around like you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. :))
by Fakir Nenadmašni September 08, 2008
 
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Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder: the disorder of choice for lazy children
Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!

(Mom leaves)

Jimmy: What is ADHD?

Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
 
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ADHD stands for Attention Defiecy Hyperactivity Disorder so basically they cant stay still or concentrate on someting for a long time
'Yeh Yeh dats cool, U no wats better, actually wats better than that,o wait looks there's a plane. How do they stay in the air? What do clouds do? Y u lookin at me like dat? No I don't have no adhd wateva da hell dat is' All said in 1 breath
by Laydee Fury November 30, 2005