ADHD: Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Otherwise known as "Little C*nt Syndrome"

1) A fictional disease that seems to only exist, or only ever have existed in the retarded generation of today's teenagers.

2) Another excuse for a retard child's jobless parent to get more benefit money, claiming the stress of the child they failed to bring up properly has made them "Disabled."

Cure's to ADHD come in many forms, such as:
Slapping,
Punching,
Burning,

Pushing down stairs.

I'm sure if you use your imagination, YOU can help cure ADHD!!
My retard brother claim's to have ADHD and really wants to be cured, so I slapped him... with a hammer.
by Facebox May 25, 2010

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attention deficit hyper-activity disorder is a commonlly found disorder in children and adults. this is to much energy in the persons body and they person is bouncing off the walls or panicing alot this disorder can be cured by many drugs inclusing adderall ridalin strattra the list goes on and on
adhd is not an excuse for idiots and the was a very mean thing to say because every family has atleast one adhd person and it could be you
by JayKay February 25, 2005

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Yet another excuse for fucked up parenting that came from the 1990s, that means Attendtion Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Any child that does poor in school is considered ADHD, not because there is no interaction from their parents but because they have this disorder. Ritalin is prescriped to dope the children out to make them pay attention.
Oh... Little Billy has ADHD because he gets bad Grades, god forbid I help him with his homework.
by Willow November 30, 2005

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An excuse to be extremely hyper and annoy all your teachers.
Never ending laughter.
Interrupting.
Moving non stop.
by maurin August 21, 2005

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some fukin kid with problems.
a hyper retard.
Teacher: How do you spell cat.
Student: C-A ... EUAUEUAEUEUEUAAUEUAEUEUEUUE... oh look its a bird.
Teacher: You have ADHD!
by Bubba_The_Retard June 22, 2006

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where u can't pay attention to anything!!!
Dane has a huge case of ADHD and it is really bad!!!!
by Daneisaniggerjew November 05, 2005

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An excuse used by lazy brats, bams, those on the dole, etc to get out of admitting that they do, in fact, suck at life.
"It's not my fault I missed that very important deadline, I've got ADHD."
"Eh, ithinknot. Go clear out your desk."
by Irrelevant March 09, 2005

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