Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder
Motherf***er are you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D.
You jump around like you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D.
You kiss the steel like you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D.
You f*** around like you A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. A.D.H.D. :))
by Fakir Nenadmašni September 08, 2008
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder: the disorder of choice for lazy children
Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!

(Mom leaves)

Jimmy: What is ADHD?

Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
ADHD stands for Attention Defiecy Hyperactivity Disorder so basically they cant stay still or concentrate on someting for a long time
'Yeh Yeh dats cool, U no wats better, actually wats better than that,o wait looks there's a plane. How do they stay in the air? What do clouds do? Y u lookin at me like dat? No I don't have no adhd wateva da hell dat is' All said in 1 breath
by Laydee Fury November 30, 2005
1.An excuse of some sort
2.A ____ ____ hyper _____ acronim
3. when u daze off intuh.....HEY LOOK A SQU.... dah dah!!
1.Teacher>Jimmy, y did u kill marty??
Jimmy> I have ADHD.
Marty> twitch*
Teacher> Ok, But next time u kill some one its time out mr!!

2.jump jump jump jump* GASP* jump jump jump jump* ahhhhhhhh

3.I like peanuh...WUTDAFX^

4. dudili do do!!!
by ADHD-er-er July 10, 2008
Also named attention deficit hyperactive disorder this is a desease most common to the body as a error in the brain in contrapts us from twiches yelling screaming and swearing sometimes the tourrettes were found in the 18 19 hundreds and have been reasearched for years for a cure
ADHD is a bad desease caused by the brian
by deadmanwalking20586034907 August 25, 2007
ADHD: Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Otherwise known as "Little C*nt Syndrome"

1) A fictional disease that seems to only exist, or only ever have existed in the retarded generation of today's teenagers.

2) Another excuse for a retard child's jobless parent to get more benefit money, claiming the stress of the child they failed to bring up properly has made them "Disabled."

Cure's to ADHD come in many forms, such as:

Pushing down stairs.

I'm sure if you use your imagination, YOU can help cure ADHD!!
My retard brother claim's to have ADHD and really wants to be cured, so I slapped him... with a hammer.
by Facebox May 25, 2010
attention deficit hyper-activity disorder is a commonlly found disorder in children and adults. this is to much energy in the persons body and they person is bouncing off the walls or panicing alot this disorder can be cured by many drugs inclusing adderall ridalin strattra the list goes on and on
adhd is not an excuse for idiots and the was a very mean thing to say because every family has atleast one adhd person and it could be you
by JayKay February 25, 2005

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