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dating activities 

Activities, both general and specific, that guys normally wouldn't engage in with a group of their guy friends and often times even female friends with whom they have no romantic interest in. Outside the context of dating a girl, participation in dating activities often lowers a man's masculine status among his peers. Thus they are to be avoided when not dating. Dating activities are acceptable when a guy is dating because he really has no interest in the actual activity, but his interest is in the girl and he's just participating to spend some time with her.
Sample of Dating Activities:
Chick flicks (aka dating movies when datiing)
The Notebook (movie)
Dancing (when there's no girl involved unless you are a professional dancer or performer), especially so called formals.
Shopping as a hobby or recreational activity
Dining at EXPENSIVE restaurants especially ones where the food isn't that great, but you're really just paying for the atmosphere and environment.
"Walks in the park"

Yo, Man, what are you doing this weekend?

I'm going to go dancing.

With who?

Courtney.

She's a fox! Alright then, have fun with your weekend dating activity.


dating activities by Doublestuff December 28, 2008
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Virginity Shield Activate 

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.
"Screw You Bitch!!!!! Virginity Shield Activate!!!!!!"

like to activate 

When a 12 year old wants likes so he makes a stupid comment.
Your Crush will kiss you tomorrow

L1kkee t00 activatee
(Like to activate)

Smack to activate 

When you and your homies are ready for a night out and you're getting everyone fired up. Can be used in other scenarios where pushing is simply not an option, so you must resort to smacking. Activation takes power and represents the start of something new, it is truly a multi-faceted word with many interpretation which revolve around the mantra of just doing it. The full send for anyone but frat boys.
Johnny: Y'all ready for tonight? Hey Andy, you comin' or what?
Andy: Oh yeah, just planning to meet up with Annika at my hotel afterwards.
Johnny: No shit, you really goin' through with it?
Andy: Smack to activate my g.

Bars: Smack to activate, tear you down with rap accolades, a fact for sake, a rap factory full of guns and blades...

Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble 

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.

activated charcoal 

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.
Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

Neuron Activated 

Monkey see Monkey do. When one monkey gets an idea after seeing a triggering action. The meme comes from the game ancestors and is used to display a monkey image looking at a sexual or funny image with the term as the caption.
*Monkey sees thicc woman*
NEURON ACTIVATED
Neuron Activated by NollyPolly March 15, 2021