tonitewedineinhell's definitions

cytherea

living proof that the female orgasm exists

I jerked off to that hot Cytherea squirting video earlier

by tonitewedineinhell August 14, 2007

bear grylls

The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.

Bear Grylls is one of the coolest brits alive(IMO)

by tonitewedineinhell January 6, 2008

You talkin' to me?

A famous movie quote from the movie Taxi Driver, where Travis Bickle(Robert De Niro) looks himself in the mirror and imagines what he would do if he were to be confronted by a bad guy.

This quote is also very fun to use in everyday life.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"

Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homework?"
Billy: "You talkin to me? who the fuck are you talkin to?"

by tonitewedineinhell January 6, 2008

steve wilkos

Former marine and police officer. Best known for being security at the jerry springer show and host of the steve wilkos show.

steve wilkos is one bad ass mofo, I watch his show everyday

by tonitewedineinhell March 21, 2008

activated charcoal

A black liquid(and sometimes in tablet form) that is used to filter out any poison or chemical harmful to the body.

Most often used in the ER, when someone overdoses on something whether intentional(suicide attempt) or accidental.

Tina wanted to end her life so she OD'd on tylenol, her mother found her 30 minutes later in the bathroom and took her to the hospital where she was given activated charcoal to absorb the all those nasty chemicals she had taken.

by tonitewedineinhell April 9, 2008

Christmas kids

a term used by gamers to describe kids who get their hands on a popular videogame on christmas day. Upon this, the fun of the game is destroyed.

Halo 3 was a fun game until the christmas kids invaded. Now I can't join a game without hearing the annoying voices of 12 year olds.

by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008

to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008