macedonian version 

Pirated version of a video game, downloaded in advance. Obtained before street date. Popularized on the gamefaqs message board Nonstop Gaming - General by user White Wolf Kiba (who may or may not actually be from Macedonia and have a difficult time obtaining legitimate copies of games).

White Wolf Kiba posted "I downloaded the superior macedonian version of White Knight Chronicles".

macedonian version by baacchus December 11, 2011

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

Alexander the Great was Macedonian by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

Aberdonian Activity 

Aberdonian Activity: a term to describe the type of reprobate activity the citizens of Aberdeen get up to.

Tom: did you hear about Kevin?
Jason: What about him?
Tom: He robbed the local corner shop to fund his ketamine habit
Jason: Thats some Aberdonian Activity right there.

Aberdonian Activity by bigbaws9862 December 7, 2022

Macedonian Steam Shower 

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.

Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

Macedonian Steam Shower by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009

Macedonian

The coolest person on Earth. They are extremely kind, positive, happy, great dancers and singers, hospitable, considered the best nation in the Balkans and arguably the most favorite of all. Everyone acts like they hate a Macedonian, but in reality, they actually love them so much. Macedonians are so cute and gentle, you can't help but love them. They are literally like anime girls in real life. And Macedonian girls are extremely BEAUTIFUL! Just don't say that they don't exist as a nation (they exist!) because you will break the Macedonians' heart. They are sooooo chill. Like, I don't understand how can anyone hate a Macedonian lol. Conclusion, Macedonians are amazing people! You should consider yourself lucky if you have a Macedonian by your side!

- "Yo, this guy is so positive and happy. He radiates positivity"
- "Obviously, because he's a Macedonian"

Macedonian by SonOfMacedonia December 15, 2022

macedonians 

The men;Work and then come home to drink Rakija
The women;Cook graf all day
The children;Study all day because a "B" is like getting an "F"
The Baba;Makes kifle for the decina
The Dedo;Gives you money and drinks lots of liquor and thinks lamb is good :X
The teta;Revolves her life around the fortune told in the tursko cafe cup
The Tetin;thinks hes the only one whos knows how to cook lamb on a rotisary
The Neighboors;Wonder why the Macedonian wedding have to be so damn big and why we make a spherical oval and dance around

kifli
macedonians

macedonians by zibbay baayyyy April 29, 2009

Macedonian

a Bulgarian with a brainwash

There is historic evidence,that 55 and more per cent of "macedonians" are Bulgarians.

Macedonian by noooone August 5, 2006