Top Definition
1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...

2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
by sumone scary March 06, 2010
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