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A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.
Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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absolute, especially in reference to popular trends (from the advertisements intended to convey the Swedish origins of Absolut Vodka)
The modern version of the ancient sport is less than absolut.
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a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.
Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.
by El Negro September 11, 2004
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