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Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)
Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!
AARPing by Some wiseman November 13, 2017
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When an elderly person is using the restroom.

Esp. when he/she is taking a long time.
Person 1: Do you have any idea where Grandpa is?

Person 2: No idea, he' been gone a while. Maybe he's aarping
aarping by bamyo June 24, 2011

Aarington 

Just masturbates his problems away. Loves red heads.
" the red head doesn't like me I will become an Aarington,and masturbate my problems away."
Aarington by Galllie July 29, 2017

w_arping 

When a Special Operation Forces General abuses their position of authority to treat people disrespectfully and subsequently exposed by their own staff.
SOF General: we're changing the uniforms.
Head of Operations: how about we do a poll?
SOF General: sybau, we are not doing a poll.
Head of Operations: Sir, we already told you to stop w_arping!
Headquarters: General, we decided to fire you.
SOF General: ok
w_arping by IamRuz May 25, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026