Drop a crap and take a nap 

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

Drop a crap and take a nap by Vinderex December 25, 2019

take a nap 

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

take a nap by sijfidjgalkjlk June 7, 2009

There's a Nap for That" 

A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.

Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"

There's a Nap for That" by writersrescue November 10, 2009

bitch take a nap 

meaning take a nap
or i hate you go away

"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler
"okay!"-kiersten

bitch take a nap by Uncle Julio December 28, 2010

Take a nap 

Phrase used by yubo members to express to the live they are going to “jack off/masturbate”, since moderators won’t allow any of those words.

Where did Emma go?
She went to “take a nap”

Take a nap by Xoxoapplejuicexoxo August 27, 2019

Taking a Nap 

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

Taking a Nap by Josh April 13, 2004

You need a nap 

The greatest cop-out in the parent/grownup world, this phrase is uttered when the adult is not able/willing to address/alleviate a totally legitimate problem or concern that a child is complaining to him about. Even worse is if the adult uses amused/cutesy/sarcastic expressions and/or actions to accompany said invalid statement, such as giving the kid a couple quick pats on the cheek for "dismissive emphasis and finality", giggling while speaking, saying, "You wanna know what I *honestly* think?" beforehand, opining that "somebunny" needs the nap (which of course makes the child all the more upset and humiliated, since this makes it appear to the child that the adult is not even really listening to him or taking what he has to say seriously), etc.

Statement: You need a nap.
What is really meant: I don't have the time/money/authority/inclination to help resolve your problem, and/or the bratty/overbearing person who is mistreating you is related to a "somebody" who is important to our family, and so I don't dare make a scene or try to demand that you be treated better by him. But I'm afraid to be truthful with you about this because I've always promised you that I will protect you and correct any wrongs in your young life, and so if you find out that I was "just saying that" but actually am not always able/willing to help you in every case, you will hate me as a parent and never trust me again. Same thing happened with me and your grandparents when I was little.

You need a nap by QuacksO October 2, 2017