a douchenugget Share definition Flag a douchenugget is a chubby white guy who plays basketball who's a douche. "You're a douchenugget man, pass the ball." a douchenugget by NikolaiLuvsYou April 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the a douchenugget mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch