a calamity of a clusterfuck 

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

a calamity of a clusterfuck by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck 

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck by J_P June 20, 2004

Afterbirth of a Lesbian Clusterfuck

1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.

1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.

Afterbirth of a Lesbian Clusterfuck by DamienCross March 5, 2009

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck 

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck by Kelly November 10, 2006

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure 

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020

A Cluster Fuck 

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

A Cluster Fuck by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

A Cluster Fuck 

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

A Cluster Fuck by PaulF October 4, 2006