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Screwing over your friend in any situation, especially in amount exceeding one billion dollars.
Oh s#*t man, you got zucked"
by The Indian Nightmare October 14, 2010
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The act of creating deliberately confusing jargon and user-interfaces which trick your users into sharing more info about themselves than they really want to
That user-interface totally zuckered me into sharing 50 wedding photos. That kinda zucks
by heisenthought May 05, 2010
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Slang for zuckerberg.

-verb

1. To take something from someone else; for example their personal property (a golden egg) or an idea (TNBT) or something abstract (private data.)

(*) Note that this usage does not apply to taking someone's virginity.

2. To infringe on someone's privacy or abuse their trust.

3. (in football) To intercept.

-noun.

4. An untrustworthy person

5. A weasel

Origin: c. 2005

—Related forms
zuckable, adj.
zucky, adj.
zuckiest, adj.
zucked, verb or noun
zucker, noun
zucking, verb
zucktion, noun
zuckerberg, verb
1. That guy's idea was a total golden egg and he zucked it. Now it's the next big thing.

2. Quit reading my journal. You need to stop zucking any time I turn my back.

3. Favre's pass to Harvin was a bullet, but it was zucked.

4. You're being totally zucky right now.

5. You zuck.
by CaptainAwesome1 May 16, 2010
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Synonymous with fuck because Jeff Zucker at NBC is the dumbest motherfucker in television.
That dumb motherzucker tried to bump Conan's Tonight Show to 12:05. What the Zuck?
by Randrage January 14, 2010
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a person of jewish descent. derived from the creator of facebook, mark zuckerberg.
look at those shifty zucks over there...better watch your wallets; ive got a really good lawyer. hes a huge zuck though. hes also my banker.
by FU-PFOB May 31, 2009
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The action of not leaving a tip for services rendered.

Synonymous with the word "stiff," the word "zuck" is most appropriately used in situations where the tipper has more than necessary means to express gratuity but fails to do so. Inspired by billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's infamous honeymoon meal in Italy where he failed to leave a tip.
Waiter 1: I just waited on Mark Zuckerberg and he didn't tip me anything!

Waiter 2: Yeah, bud - you just got zucked.
by Fiosh June 03, 2012
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To fuck over a start-up cofounder by making their stock worthless in-order to push them out the door.
Don't zuck your cofounder man or Don't zuck me please.
by Call911 October 16, 2014
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