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Jacking off in a tent while using a Koi Fish as a fleshlight since you have no other outlet for your manly energy.
You- *unzips tent* D: "Dude! I can't believe you'd be yurping in my sleeping bag!"

Other one- "The Koi FIsh looked so inviting!"
"And I feel so relieved!"

You- "In MY sleeping bag! Disgusting freak!"
by Blankie/Memerzes/KK! April 25, 2010