The way that Granny Weatherwax, in Discworld, spells ain't on her sign to inform people that she 'aten't dead'.
The sign said 'I aten't dead.'
by Jennifer H. May 27, 2005
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Literally, "I ain't dead." A declaration of one's alive status, often used by bloggers and members of online communities who haven't been - or won't be - heard from for a while.

Originated in the comic fantasy "Discworld" books by Terry Pratchett, in which elderly witch Granny Weatherwax wears a scrawled "I ATEN'T DED" sign while having out-of-body experiences, to prevent passersby from getting the wrong idea and burying her.
I ATEN'T DED guys, I've just been at my auntie's house for a week and her Internet is crap. What'd I miss?
by Rob T Firefly September 3, 2010
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