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8.
a free-speech website where everyone can be insulted and mocked by other users, for free.
u motafuka dont belong on youtube. i fuk ur mota
by weeeeeeh flip November 30, 2006
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9.
Arm-pit of the Internet

Videos
The videos are decent quality. Some are completely pointless and piss-poor quality though.

Comments
Home to some of the most vile and venomous comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who shouldn't have never been given a keyboard.

Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their simple-minded grammar-poor idiocy.
On a music video:
Rockr1234: I ♥ thees band!

DaVeTheGenericUser: I don't like this band too well. They're ok though.

Rockr1234:Fcuk u btich I hpoe u get aids an dye from it!!!1111 u suck oldman ccoks and you love to drnik you're mom's pusy juwice.

DaVeTheGenreicUser: You should never been given privileges to come on YouTube.

by Pheimos December 30, 2008
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10.
the reason i stopped watching television.
television is for old people, youtube is for our generation.
by smackysam December 12, 2006
469 94
 
11.
Forget the videos. If you want to see American ignorance/arrogance/stupidity at its finest, just read the comments.
This coming from an American by the way.....f*cking youtube
by middleman760 August 27, 2007
422 71
 
12.
Website full of trolls, losers and low lives. The comments section on most of the videos consists of pearls of wisdom along the lines of "ure gay", "ure a retard" or "i hope u die in a fire". Then when you disable comments you get messages telling you you're a coward. Disabling comments isn't cowardly, it's perfectly sensible not to want to read the inane comments that these utter morons leave.

Luckily there's now an option of only receiving messages from people on your friend list. If you're uploading your first video I suggest you disable comments and only allow people on your friend list to contact you.

YouTube users also seem to like viewing videos of bands they don't like just so they can whinge about something. Look at a Pink Floyd video for instance and you'll see dozens of comments saying things like "Pink Floyd suck." OK then, p*ss off and watch another video and stop complaining you idiot.
Inside the mind of a typical YouTube user - "I hate your videos. I hate them so much I watched them all just so I could post moronic comments on all of them. I could have watched videos I actually like but I'm too much of a loser to do that. I'm also too much of a loser to make my own videos but I feel it's perfectly acceptable to criticise other peoples work. If you block me I'll make another five Id's just to harass you. I have all day to spend on my school computer making an idiot of myself. I have to do something to take my mind off the fact that I'm an insignificant prepubescent little child"
by MadFerrit June 19, 2007
398 88
 
13.
Great source of music videos, but in common with the rest of the internet it is clogged to fuck with valueless self-indulgent crap posted by moronic teens. Youtube comments are great fun to troll due to lack of moderation and proliferation of easily-offended fanboys.
Typical Youtube comment thread:

*1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: WORD UP I LUV DIS VID MARY KATE IZ THE BAlLLZ LOL shE LOOKS SO PRITI WEN SHE SiNGZ LOL i WANT TO B HER luv U 4 EVA MK :):):)LOL

anusreaper88: i rape cats

*1*bunnybabygrrl*1*: OMG U SIK FUCK1!!!!!!!!1111

dismalobsessive: You will pay for your mockery. I know where you live. Prepare to die slow FAGGOT!

(continues ad nauseam)
by Lord Grimcock August 27, 2008
356 53
 
14.
Let's see what is on Youtube today...Two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Barbie Girl," some dude getting kicked in the nuts, a cute puppy, two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Hey Ya"...
by JakeStar November 24, 2006
258 41