Jimme:Did you hear about Tristan?
Asskickerbill: No, what happened?
Jimme:He lost his life to YouTube...
Asskickerbill: No, what happened?
Jimme:He lost his life to YouTube...
by RJ Mason January 28, 2018
by Thomas&FriendsHitEraFan March 5, 2023
A place where you could upload whatever you want, but an adpocalypse or 2 later you can’t post anything involving criticism or cussing now instead of ‘Brodcast yourself’ it is now ‘ Say anything remotely bad and your whole channel will be demonetized’ it has caused many to leave the site and kid friendly YouTubers are flooding in. Now all comments are five year olds saying “Like if your watching in (insert year here)”
by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.
John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020
by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to watch a genuinely funny meme they found on TikTok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your mood, “Damn I really needed that.” It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift and sometimes you just need a funny meme, thank you kind stranger. This person is a YouTube.
by YouTube Corporation January 25, 2023
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity.
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams “It was me” and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a TikTok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a YouTube.
by YouTube Corporation January 25, 2023