(1)The biological mother and father of an individual that will influence you early on in your life.
(2)The people who have an huge impact on your early life and influence your tastes and how you act.
(3)Commonly referred to as uncool, evil, fascists that try to ruin your life, when they in fact are trying to raise you.
(4)Constantly bitched about by ignorant, self-absorbed, rebellious adolescents.
Just remember, they didn't have to get together, have sex, and give birth to your stupid ass.
(1)My parents smoke, so I should smoke too.
(2)Similar to above.
(3)David The Rebellious Teen:I hate my parents. Wha-wha-wha. They suck and should die! I don't need them, I'm better than them!
(4)Same as above.