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YouTube is a video sharing website.

It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.

Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)

1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.

Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*

2.) Watching Eminem music video

Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes

Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.

Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.

Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!

Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.
3.) Found a trick video.
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.

4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*

5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"

6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!

7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.

Sorry about that. :/

8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!

9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*

10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?
by Nathan211 August 11, 2012
 
1.
YouTube is a website that allows users to upload and share videos worldwide. Launched in Febuary 2005 by three former members of paypal, YouTube has seen immense success, and as of March 2006 roughly 20,000 videos are uploaded daily.

-YouTube, "Broadcast Yourself."
I made a video blog on YouTube.

I found Audioslave concert videos on YouTube.

Parents should be aware of what their children post on YouTube, as there are many perverts and perverted comments.
by James Johnson April 02, 2006
 
2.
Yet another way to waste time at work.
My boss walked into my office and almost caught me on YouTube.
by MRT2 October 11, 2006
 
3.
A website that encourages its users to "Broadcast Yourself," and allows people to upload videos of nearly anything. Though it was announced in October 2006 that the site was going to be taken over by Google, the REAL takeover is already occuring, under the radar, by the following groups:
1.) Overcaffeinated fifteen-year-olds with camcorders, Windows Movie Maker, and way, way too much free time.
2.) Anime fanatics who believe that virtually every song sounds better when remixed with completely random clips from their favorite episode of Naruto.
Omigod! So, like, Ashley and I uploaded the sweetest video of ourselves dancing to the latest Fergie song onto Youtube!!
by Monsterboy777 November 18, 2006
 
4.
A website for you to 'broadcast yourself.' Users can upload videos of practically anything that can be voted or commented on by other users.
Youtube hosts some awesome fight videos!
by Godknown March 25, 2006
 
5.
A site where you can upload videos and watch videos other people have made. Great idea in theory but is spoiled by all the negative comments by people who can barely spell, probably won't last much longer because people will just choose not to upload their videos.
Two actual messages sent to me on Youtube

Message 1
ere are you pro like mate or wha' ? cos i is be feeling that shit you'r a leg end. i is be likeing your emotion cos you look like you'r getting right into that SHIT!!!! p.s ever thought about going on holiday or maybee taking a break ??? apperntly a break makes you better at singing take the year off you maybe able to sing ,just maybee but i doubt it (TWAT) UNLUCKY SHIT AYE MULLET BOY

Message 2
I hope you know you've completely ruined mine and other people's favourite songs. I hope you get ovarian cancer and die D:
by Billy D. Kid July 04, 2006
 
6.
A sweet ass website,that is the shit when it comes to finding fight videos,and any other jump-off you can't find anywhere else.
Sometimes it sucks because when you leave a comment that is negative,and sometimes positive, things can get very racial and just out-of-hand.
holla
What you will witness on youtube.com very often...

*Video: A sissy fight between two dudes,thats very one sided.*

Me: Ayo,that dude got his ass handed to him...But both of them couldn't fight. holla

DoucheBag #1: Shut up you fucking nigger..I bet he could woop your ass anyday,you porch monkey.

Douchebag #2: The cracka that won need to cum to ma hood and see whats up with it!! Wyoming all day bitch!!

Douchebag #3: Hey Douchebag #1..your fuckin cracka ass need to shut up..honkey!

Me:...why does everything have to turn racial?!?!

More Douchebag's enter the convosation..etc....
by Truth904 May 23, 2006
 
7.
Online video sharing site, owned by THE MIGHTY GOOGLE.
Youtube has videos. Yes it does.
by Bean945 October 10, 2006