Febuary 

The eventual corrected spelling of the second month of the year.
The currently accepted spelling of 'February' is a joke designed to stump and single out idiots,
as well as bringing even more shame to the month.

My birthday is in febuary"
Sounds awesome, mine is in Janruary"
That doesn't sound right"
No, it doesn't"

Febuary by Blindsnake March 11, 2016

Febuary 

The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.

Guy 1: Hey, what month is it?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.

Febuary by Melaniewasborninfebruary April 22, 2009

Febuary 

No finger febuary. Duh!

Male: "Dude you cant do that! We had to do NNN you have to stick to No Finger Febuary!"

Febuary by CHASSEELL November 21, 2019

Febuary 

The way in which February SHOULD be spelt. Who says ru..its stupid!

Febuary makes more sense...who comes up with spellings!

Febuary by Hannah_________________ October 26, 2006

Febuary 

February spelled without the first R.

1: I was born in Febuary
2: Jamie did you just spell February wrong, you're 24.

Febuary by K8tieDoes December 14, 2020

Febuary 

The real way to write February because February should be pronounced feb•er•ary but instead we pronounce it feb•u•ary so it should be spelled Febuary

Febuary is my favorite month

Febuary by Princess Caity February 18, 2018

Febuary 

February most depressing month of the year. It’s 28 days long but it still feels like it’s longer. Not to mention the fact it has Valentine’s Day. The day to remind you you are lonely.

Guy 1: Aw man, it’s February.
Guy 2: What’s the problem? It’s shorter and we have Valentines day!
Guy 1: Febuary is the most depressing month of the year, it fells longer. And I'm lonely. Thanks February no need to remind me that!!

Febuary by A Jew October 19, 2017