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The way that all complete morons/cretins pronounce the second month of the year. Which, by the way, is FebRuary.
Guy 1: Hey, what month is it?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Febuary.
Guy 1: Dude, it's pronounced 'fe-BRU-ary.'
Guy 2: Nuh-uh. I read it in a book at the libary.
Guy 1: Libary?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: I fucking hate you.
by Melaniewasborninfebruary April 22, 2009
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The way in which February SHOULD be spelt. Who says ru..its stupid!
Febuary makes more sense...who comes up with spellings!
by Hannah_________________ October 26, 2006
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The eventual corrected spelling of the second month of the year.
The currently accepted spelling of 'February' is a joke designed to stump and single out idiots,
as well as bringing even more shame to the month.
My birthday is in febuary"
Sounds awesome, mine is in Janruary"
That doesn't sound right"
No, it doesn't"
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28 inch rims as in 28 days in febuary
he was rollin on febuarys.
by dj_skeptikal July 14, 2009
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