Website full of trolls, losers and low lives. The comments section on most of the videos consists of pearls of wisdom along the lines of "ure gay", "ure a retard" or "i hope u die in a fire". Then when you disable comments you get messages telling you you're a coward. Disabling comments isn't cowardly, it's perfectly sensible not to want to read the inane comments that these utter morons leave.

Luckily there's now an option of only receiving messages from people on your friend list. If you're uploading your first video I suggest you disable comments and only allow people on your friend list to contact you.

YouTube users also seem to like viewing videos of bands they don't like just so they can whinge about something. Look at a Pink Floyd video for instance and you'll see dozens of comments saying things like "Pink Floyd suck." OK then, p*ss off and watch another video and stop complaining you idiot.
Inside the mind of a typical YouTube user - "I hate your videos. I hate them so much I watched them all just so I could post moronic comments on all of them. I could have watched videos I actually like but I'm too much of a loser to do that. I'm also too much of a loser to make my own videos but I feel it's perfectly acceptable to criticise other peoples work. If you block me I'll make another five Id's just to harass you. I have all day to spend on my school computer making an idiot of myself. I have to do something to take my mind off the fact that I'm an insignificant prepubescent little child"
by MadFerrit June 19, 2007
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YouTube is a website that allows users to upload and share videos worldwide. Launched in Febuary 2005 by three former members of paypal, YouTube has seen immense success, and as of March 2006 roughly 20,000 videos are uploaded daily.

-YouTube, "Broadcast Yourself."
I made a video blog on YouTube.

I found Audioslave concert videos on YouTube.

Parents should be aware of what their children post on YouTube, as there are many perverts and perverted comments.
by James Johnson April 02, 2006
Yet another way to waste time at work.
My boss walked into my office and almost caught me on YouTube.
by MRT2 October 11, 2006
A website that encourages its users to "Broadcast Yourself," and allows people to upload videos of nearly anything. Though it was announced in October 2006 that the site was going to be taken over by Google, the REAL takeover is already occuring, under the radar, by the following groups:
1.) Overcaffeinated fifteen-year-olds with camcorders, Windows Movie Maker, and way, way too much free time.
2.) Anime fanatics who believe that virtually every song sounds better when remixed with completely random clips from their favorite episode of Naruto.
Omigod! So, like, Ashley and I uploaded the sweetest video of ourselves dancing to the latest Fergie song onto Youtube!!
by Monsterboy777 November 18, 2006
A website for you to 'broadcast yourself.' Users can upload videos of practically anything that can be voted or commented on by other users.
Youtube hosts some awesome fight videos!
by Godknown March 25, 2006
A site where you can upload videos and watch videos other people have made. Great idea in theory but is spoiled by all the negative comments by people who can barely spell, probably won't last much longer because people will just choose not to upload their videos.
Two actual messages sent to me on Youtube

Message 1
ere are you pro like mate or wha' ? cos i is be feeling that shit you'r a leg end. i is be likeing your emotion cos you look like you'r getting right into that SHIT!!!! p.s ever thought about going on holiday or maybee taking a break ??? apperntly a break makes you better at singing take the year off you maybe able to sing ,just maybee but i doubt it (TWAT) UNLUCKY SHIT AYE MULLET BOY

Message 2
I hope you know you've completely ruined mine and other people's favourite songs. I hope you get ovarian cancer and die D:
by Billy D. Kid July 04, 2006
A sweet ass website,that is the shit when it comes to finding fight videos,and any other jump-off you can't find anywhere else.
Sometimes it sucks because when you leave a comment that is negative,and sometimes positive, things can get very racial and just out-of-hand.
What you will witness on very often...

*Video: A sissy fight between two dudes,thats very one sided.*

Me: Ayo,that dude got his ass handed to him...But both of them couldn't fight. holla

DoucheBag #1: Shut up you fucking nigger..I bet he could woop your ass anyday,you porch monkey.

Douchebag #2: The cracka that won need to cum to ma hood and see whats up with it!! Wyoming all day bitch!!

Douchebag #3: Hey Douchebag #1..your fuckin cracka ass need to shut up..honkey!

Me:...why does everything have to turn racial?!?!

More Douchebag's enter the convosation..etc....
by Truth904 May 23, 2006
Online video sharing site, owned by THE MIGHTY GOOGLE.
Youtube has videos. Yes it does.
by Bean945 October 10, 2006

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