by without a cause October 09, 2003
A chunky but monsterous console. Not for poeople with short stumpy fingers as they cannot reach the buttons on the controller.
by 3dgecrusher July 20, 2003
by Sangit December 14, 2007
there once was a demon called Mai-kro-zopht who planned to unleash his evil unto the unsuspecting world. it created a gigantic box of green and black. into it he poured all of its evil and malice. it sold the evil box with "Internet connections" and "super bloody sadistic shooters". Staring into the green circle gives you cancer and syphilis, playing one kills puppies...
Little Boy- Hey, look at this a cool xbox! I think i'll play it an- fluffy? FLUFFY! NNNNOOOO!!!!!11!!!!
by Sauronschef May 24, 2005
Contary to popular belief, the xbox isn't really a game console but a nuclear missile silo that is controled by Bill Gates as the Playstation 2 can shoot nuclear scud missiles and the Gamecube is an atomic bomb. Now with the new consoles coming out, they may use them and the unknown weapons they have in the new consoles.
by ohssnap January 07, 2006
My x box bought me an x box. Or- My x box is a crazy bitch who fucks persian dudes in the bathroom at nightclubs.
by The Rodeo Clown October 22, 2009
The 8th wonder of the world, not because of its power, but because of its size. Known to man as the largest console in the world and probably the universe. Not only do you get the enjoyment out of playing crap games on it like Halo, but when suspended from a crane you can even use your Xbox as a wrecking ball!
by Teh 4ce January 12, 2006