A gaming console designed by Microsoft in an attempt to dominate the computer gaming market. Everything inside the cover can be put in your computer. This makes it utterly pointless as it would be much more efficient if you went out and bought yourself a computer instead of an XBOX.
"As such, one of the primary objectives of Microsoft is to revolutionize the gaming industry as we know it. Microsoft XBOX game developers pride themselves in stupidifying and over simplifying the most complicated games on the market so that they may be readily available to the weak minded and mentally deficient.
We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences. On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."
the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box
stop video game nazism and liberate the world from the X-box.
An X-Box is an ex girlfriend...because her box is no longer yours for the taking
My X-Box is being such a bitch...
American made gaming system, that is out classed by japanese gaming systems. Many of the games are crap and it is doing horribly in japan and appeals to americans.
Oh... Xbox live american tradition
A game console that people are more interested in hacking and modifying rather than playing games.
A console made by Microsoft simply because they want to dominate everything available.
They already have a hold on the computer OS industry, but seem to want to take over the video game industry as well.
A rather medicore game console that is made interesting only because you can hack and edit it, but has no real good games.
The same type of games on Xbox can be bought for a PS2 or on a PC/Mac.
A previous significant other's naughty bits... an ex-box, if you will.
Fun to play with, but prone to rapid shutdown if the right buttons aren't pushed....
Dude, last night I ran into the xbox at the bar and took her back to my place. She's learned some new tricks, but whatever- She was still fun to play.
A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.
I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.