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58 definitions by aka_Pyro

 
1.
1. A person who wants to make video games illegal. It's those games that we use to train our soldiers and our police, and what most people don't know is that games, such as rpgs, teach you more in a couple hours than school normally does in a day.
Thursday night: dude, I have a test on ideology in English tomorrow... screw studying...*Picks up KotOR II and plays for 2 hours.
Friday: Wow, I didn't even study...
Monday: Whoa, 100 %. Thank you, LucasArts, Obsidian, BioWare, and Microsoft. Screw you, Hilary Clinton!
by aka_Pyro May 09, 2007
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2.
1. the main process behind evolution, as stated by Charles Darwin. Also known as survival of the fittest, meaning those with superior traits are more likely to pass on their genes to the next generation.

This is how life on Earth has progressed for millions of years, driven by instincts encoded into the DNA of all living things. But sadly, as a result of several factors, including exponential intelligence, irrational emotions, etc, the species Homo sapiens is slowing down in terms of evolution. Due to the successful creation of societies and advancements in the sciences of medicine, humans have become exempt from the laws of natural selection, leading to degeneration within the species.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A RACIST OPINION IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. THIS IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CRAP LIKE SOCIAL DARWINISM OR BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. The point is, civilization has brought physical evolution of humanity to a halt. Medical and genealogical studies have revealed that those living in less industrialized or progressed regions or eras, differences in hygiene and anatomical knowledge aside, were more healthy and adaptable than people living in high-level civilizations. Or something like that.

Anyways, that's my opinion. Natural Selection doesn't apply to humans as long as humans stay indoors. Due to lapses in judgment, the "Unnatural Selection" that we have imposed on ourselves will bring doom to our species. Have a nice day!
fanaticalreligiousperson1: Natural selection doesn't exist!

concernedrationalperson2: True, in humanity's case. Otherwise, you're retarded.
by aka_Pyro May 13, 2007
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3.
Ok, there's the Dark side definition of Revan, and this is the Light side version. Revan's true actions, personality, history, and even identity were lost to time and myth. But it is absolutely certain that this is true:

Master Revan was the wisest Jedi/Sith to ever grace the galaxy. He was a Jedi, but abandoned the Order to join the Mandalorian wars in 4006 BBY (BEFORE BATTLE OF YAVIN). He then "fell" to the Dark side (according to a conversation between the Jedi Exile and the fallen Jedi Kreia, Revan cleverly orchestrated the Republic's "demise" to draw out the true Sith and prepare the Republic against a potential war with the Old Sith Empire) and harnessed the power of the ancient space station built by the Rakatan Empire in 20,006 BBY: The Star Forge. His apprentice, Darth Malak, was also a fallen Jedi who followed Revan into the war. Malak betrayed Revan from afar when his masters ship was boarded by a Jedi strike team in the Bpffash system. After having his memory essentially rewritten by the Jedi Council, Revan then returned as an avatar of the Force and exacted his revenge on his former apprentice. Revan then left republic space, leaving the Republic to fend for itself. After Lord Malak's defeat, the Sith Empire collapsed into civil war in the absence of a Dark Lord, and Revan disappeared in the Outer Rim. No one know where Revan roams now, not Bastila, not Carth, not even T3-M4. BUT REVAN LIVES!
Revan was the true Sith'ari, the legendary messiah of the Sith, said to walk the path between the Light and Dark sides of the Force, while being neither Sith, nor Jedi. It was he who brought balance to the living Force, but not without the help of millions of Republic and Sith soldiers, and especially the companions he traveled with.
by aka_Pyro May 06, 2007
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4.
A famous video game system created by Nintendo. With an all-star line-up of 1st party titles, and a relative lack of 3rd party support, the GameCube was not a popular platform of economic competition, earning it a reputation synonymous communism.
The GameCube is mostly famous for its first party line-up; Metroid, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario, and the Legend of Zelda, among others.
by aka_Pyro May 12, 2008
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5.
1. A vulgar sex act that follows the naming convention of placing an ethnic adjective next to a seemingly innocuous, everyday word. Often, the theme of the sex act will be constant with the ethnicity, for example, often linking Greek with anally related acts and Russian with extremely violent sex acts.
Notable Ethnic Sex Acts:

Mexican Avalanche
Greek Ram-rod
Russian Cockblock
Spanish Blindfold
French Bagel
English Breakfast
Italian Foot Bone
{insert ethnicity here} {insert random everyday word here}
by aka_Pyro May 26, 2008
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6.
school that takes place during the summer

also known as hell

you will end up at summer school if you
a) drag ass during the normal school year
b) choose to take extra classes and/or graduate early

At summer school, one may commonly find: lazy white boys, anorexic girls with I.Q.s lower than their body weight, "gangstas" (see aka_Pyro's "gangsta" definition), and steroid maddened jockfaces.
Summer school is a common habitat to gangstas.
What it really means to be gangsta:

G: god-
A: awful,
N: no-brained,
G: gouch-
S: sniffing,
T: turd-encrusted,
A: ass clown.
by aka_Pyro June 25, 2007
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7.
One of the greatest handheld systems of all time. It makes sense, as it's essentially a remake of the Last Great Game System.

Had one of the most expansive game libraries of all time, as it could play most other Game Boy and Game Boy Color games. Reasons to buy this system or its successor, the GBA SP, include but are not limited to: Castlevania COTM, most of the Final Fantasy games, the Pokemon series, and the Legend of Zelda series.

Those unlucky few who fail to realize that the SNES lives on in the GBA and later the DS and DS Lite are doomed to waste money on games and systems that focus so much on graphics over gameplay that they'll be playing episodes of Friends while the true gamers like us will be playing the games that made and continue to make history.
Game Boy Advance, we salute you.
by aka_Pyro May 05, 2007
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