The way a dumbass spells Xbox. There is no hyphen, I don't know where they get the hypen...
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by zuawg December 29, 2011
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An X-Box is an ex girlfriend...because her box is no longer yours for the taking
My X-Box is being such a bitch...
by Jo Blow From Idaho September 14, 2006
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A game console that people are more interested in hacking and modifying rather than playing games.

A console made by Microsoft simply because they want to dominate everything available.

They already have a hold on the computer OS industry, but seem to want to take over the video game industry as well.

A rather medicore game console that is made interesting only because you can hack and edit it, but has no real good games.
The same type of games on Xbox can be bought for a PS2 or on a PC/Mac.
by LadyLomia November 16, 2006
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An overrated console developed by microsoft to compete with playstation2.Its only got one game which is the halo series..the rest are just for show!

Although many claim its more powerful than PS2 the Xbox/xbox 360 has not sold as much consoles as the PS2 and PS3 consoles worldwide.Interms of popularity it still is behind the ps2!.The reality of it is PS2/ps3 is still better than xbox/xbox360 and we all know it!

check out the figures on consoles sold worldwide...let them speak for themselves!

I have an xbox 360 and it sucks...im trading it in for a ps3!
by Matthew19 April 16, 2007
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1. A system made by the antichrist corporation to compete with the major companys.

2. A house.
My fucking xbox burned down last night with my dog inside!
by Ser Hax0r February 25, 2005
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1) n. A console manufactured by Microsoft.

2) adj. Very big (at least as big as a Xbox as defined in 1.)
My Xbox is so huge, I'm not scared of my brother trying to flush it down the toilet.

Man, that house was so xbox, I got lost in it trying to go to the bathroom...
by joshk May 29, 2005
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A gaming console designed by Microsoft in an attempt to dominate the computer gaming market. Everything inside the cover can be put in your computer. This makes it utterly pointless as it would be much more efficient if you went out and bought yourself a computer instead of an XBOX.
"As such, one of the primary objectives of Microsoft is to revolutionize the gaming industry as we know it. Microsoft XBOX game developers pride themselves in stupidifying and over simplifying the most complicated games on the market so that they may be readily available to the weak minded and mentally deficient.

We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences. On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."
by Rhys Deimel July 31, 2006
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