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When somebody gets there forskin from their penis and stretches it up onto their head. once the forskin has covered the head they then run around whilst a friend tickles there balls. they then ejaculate all over their face and it is known that the semen acts as a face cleanser.
"oh dude harrys doing a wurcker again"
"i hope he cleans up after he does the wurcker, last night there was semen all over the floor"
Wurcker by discodancer111 July 17, 2009
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no wuckers 

A slang term which originally started with "no worries". People would often say "no fuckin' worries" to enhance the original phrase. Then, in a strange way, there was a period of time (probably back in the 80's) when folk would transpose the first letters of certain words. "No fuckin' worries" became "no wuckin' forries". The fourth phase of this odd phrase progression resulted in "no wuckers". It's a combination of laziness and playing with words, and a great example of the progressive nature of colloquial speech.

Either way, it means "there will be no problems at all". It is often suffixed by "mate".
John: "Thanks for the lend of the lawnmower, mate."
Dave: "No wuckers, mate."
no wuckers by Ponsonby April 14, 2005
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No wuckers
Wuckers by Hejira January 30, 2006

Feared wucker 

When you can't say weird fucker when describing someone who is scary and wierd in front of mixed company.
"I saw Herbert talking to Stewie today."
"Doesn't he know that guy is a feared wucker?"
Don't you mean weird fucker."
Feared wucker by Whosit606 May 25, 2010

Chamonkey Wucker 

She sure was good in the sac but is she sure had a hairy Chamonkey Wucker.

no wuckers 

its a combination of no worries and fucker(s)
"Jess can you hand me that wrench?"
"No wuckers yo"
no wuckers by Prido February 10, 2005
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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