Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.
You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!
by SomeoneResponsible April 09, 2010
The sort of person who at a party whilst alone on a landing might flash about their small dick
"Look, that guy has a bit of a woodcock""Well at least he hasn't got it out on the landing....oh....he has"
by Bentall May 12, 2008
pretty much a god. a bran d on woodcock is not only great in the sack, but he carries a large pecker to boost. he also is a loving man and will make you laugh your arse off
i was over at my buddys house the other day and all i could hear was his girl moaning all night..... he is such a bran d on woodcock
by samsungsinger45 January 05, 2012
come on wood and cock in the same name what needs to be said
wood hard and funny cock funny and hard woodcock
by pdx drinkers August 02, 2006