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Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!
Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!
by dutch oven September 09, 2006
1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick
Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".

Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"

Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
by Brewno September 14, 2007
A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.

Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.
Woodcock birds are easy to spot, they're the ones with short legs and a long pecker.
by dawoodman71 February 04, 2010
1. Winner

2. A man with an unusually large and hard penis
3. A bird (get your mind out of the gutter) that walks slowly along the forest floor, probing the soil with its long bill in search of earthworms. Unlike its coastal relatives, this plump little shorebird lives in young forests and shrubby old fields across eastern North America.
1. A chant to be yelled after one has defeated an opponent at any such tournament; "Woodcock means Winner!". Often times used as the team name so that the team may later chant: "Woodcock! Woodcock! Woodcock!"
3. "That guy I hooked up with last night had the biggest woodcock I've ever seen!"
2. Look at the cute woodcock with its long beak scavenging for food!
by PubCrawler March 20, 2015
The last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. The first name of the Alias is usually Richard
"Hi I called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name Woodcock, first name Richard
by peddyr March 31, 2008
1. A person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.
"That Annie is such a woodcock, especially if Neighbours is on."

"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."
by I Love Tarquin February 09, 2008
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