Person you date solely to get you through the winter (the cold, loneliness), and then dump in the spring.
Did you hear that Tessa broke up with JohnTuesday? I guess she was never that into him and he was basically a winterbuddy. Just needed something there for a month or two.
When a woman regularly shaves her pubic hair in the Spring/Summer/Fall, but lets it grow back in the Winter, leaving a 5'o'clock twat shadow growing back. A prickly bush.
"My girl's gotbad winterbush and is chaffing my scrote"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.