Person you date solely to get you through the winter (the cold, loneliness), and then dump in the spring.
Did you hear that Tessa broke up with John Tuesday? I guess she was never that into him and he was basically a winterbuddy. Just needed something there for a month or two.
When a woman regularly shaves her pubic hair in the Spring/Summer/Fall, but lets it grow back in the Winter, leaving a 5'o'clock twat shadow growing back. A prickly bush.
"My girl's gotbad winterbush and is chaffing my scrote"
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.