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The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall. Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."
Bob: "Why?" Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein." Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt." Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?" Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?" Jon: "Whats that?" Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files." Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying." Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista." |
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The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.
Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware. Hasta la Vista, baby!
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the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are! Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.
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The best selling product that nobody ever wanted. 1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"
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The OS from hell that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window. My computer is a f*@#$ mess since I changed to Windows Vista.
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The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006 "Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"
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A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs. Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it SA : But it won't work without it! Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back! SA : Erm..... |
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The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes. "Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)
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