This is when you have had so much to drink, you literally cannot function in a social situation. Victims usually possess the knowledge that they have indeed drank way too much, but sometimes the situation is known only by your peers. The words "I'm so wasted" or "I shouldn't be here" frequent the victim. The next day, one will not remember anything or very little of what happened during the event.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: I don't remember man i was so weised it wasn't even funny.

Person 1: Did we have to put Stacey on a cab around 10?
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the last name of ,only, the hottest girl alive...kayla
nice ass, big boobs, tight curves! total hotness...
by Corey June 19, 2004
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indian for "little boy", used as a racist remark, kinda like chug, but you can say it to your white friends if you want!
(say it in an indian voice) "EH WEISE" or "WHATS UP WEISE"
by leisha January 6, 2005
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a captain, someone who is off the heezy for sheezie.
Saturday, we off the heezie fosheezie, you can find me up in Josh Weise.
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a loving little girl whose parents are divorced. She is a wonderful girl who can mend anyone's heart. She can easily make you laugh and make anyone smile. Don't pass her up for someone crazy. She may be a little cra-cra at times but she is the perfect person to love.
Mom: Tessa Jade Weise thank you for helping
Tessa Jade Weise: Your welcome Mom
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Best rapper alive. Often times an asshole but always on point with the bars and delivery. Probably the father of your husbands kids.
“You listen to the new Jr. Weise?”
“Yeah, it was scrumdiddlyuptious”
“Yeah it was. He went full Jr Weise on it”
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Tipping a server 3% because that's all they deserve. Sometimes also includes beating the server with a rubber hose.
Go start the car, I'll be weising this trash server.
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