| 1. | loopage | ||
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sewing a series of thread loops made around the main stitches of a mend between the button and the fabric. After Cat finished sewing a button on to her shirt, she added some loopage to be sure the mend was strong.
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| 2. | Sca Du Mend | ||
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When the inside of your legs get a rash because its hot out,you're wearing blue jeans and your balls scrape the inside of your thighs. TYRONE Yo Makita get over hear and suck my dick!!!
MAKITA I aintz sucking yo dick because you gotz Sca Du Mend and it smells |
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| 3. | On the Mend | ||
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Day after a good night of drinking. (usually happens at work)
"What's up?" "On the mend." "Good night last night, eh?" |
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| 4. | Faltron | ||
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the Polish god of rape.
long ago when a person was raped, it was beleved that Faltron would ascend from the heavens to mend the broken souls. he would destroy the horrible memories of rape. But then his power overcame him in 1622 there was a young boy named Baltazar was raped by the 107 year old shaman of the town. Baltazar spent 2 yeas crying. all the towns folk got sick of hearing the child. after a strict town meeting, they decided to sacrifice all the animals they could find as a gift for the gods to despose of this child. Zeus heard took there sacrifices but did not do a thing about the child. The polish zues saw this act of crealty and made a vowe to become the god of rape. this was like killing two birds with one stone since the real zues was sueing the polish zues for stealing his name but thats political crap ment for another time. Anyways polsh zues changed his name to faltron and descended from the sky to mend baltazars shattered soul. but faltron was a hormone crazed god and wondered what it could feel like to cause this much pain to one child for his own pleasure. he raped baltazar with his god penis and stole his soul and thus became the all mighty ass ripping.
FALTRON! |
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| 5. | Fucking rhinestones | ||
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decorative objects necessary for the razzle dazzle of unnecessary house-hold items. They can be applied using the now dead Billy Mays' Mighty Mend It with fucking green to white technology. You can put on rhinestones with it.
Rhinestones. Rhinestones. FUCKING RHINESTONES! |
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| 6. | Hub and Spoke | ||
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To restore to a good or sound condition, mend, restore or renew, making good, remedy, etc... Boss: Did you get to that Smith job yet?
Worker: Yep, all fixed. It's hub and spoke. |
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| 7. | America | ||
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America Is... (By Me) A country founded on pure principals that are not always true but mostly are A country containing many different but alike A country of greed and charity A country of technology A country of tools A country of fools A country of millions with debt in the billions A Bully A Friend A country with a hand to Lend And a country that needs to Mend A country that is broken? A country that needs to be woken? Loved Hated Revered Despised Home of the Brave Land of the Free America is up to you, Not up to me; It all depends on what you see. America can't be defined by anyone but you.
SO DO IT YOURSELF! CUZ' I AIN'T GONNA'. |
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