Weeching

Laughing uncontrollably at something generally not that funny. Specifically ‘Weeching’ is mainly laughing at the very fact that you are laughing at all. a Weeching session can go on indefinitely as it is a spiral of laughter.

For fucks sake stop Weeching, it's not even funny!!! It's just a Lamp.

Weeching by 01TexMan01 October 30, 2006

Wenching 

A verb used to describe persuing wenches in one's local hostelry

My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema and wenching

Wenching by bigmikey November 5, 2005

wenching 

From the verb "to wench".

One of the most enjoyable pastimes of young men. The act of shamelessly flirting, charming and pursuing women (or "wenches" with the sole purpose of bedding them.

(wench: (1) an old word used for the young women that worked in taverns in the evenings and were often easily persuaded to work nights too.

(2)Young hussy/flirt.)

Drinking, Gambling and Wenching ...what more could a man wish to do.

wenching by frenchwench December 8, 2009

Wenching 

• Going on a night out with the sole purpose of catching a root

"Fancy a beer mate"
"Nah Im only here for the wenching"
"Fair play son, get involved"

Wenching by $ir October 16, 2015

Welching

'Welching' is the clunking of the base of a beer bottle or glass, whilst making various grunting or 'pirate-sounding' noises such as arrrrrr, or oarrrrr... etc etc. This is as opposed to 'clinking' or 'chinking' of the top of a bottle, and it perceived as far more masculine when in a group of lads who are all very drunk, and in agreement of a certain point of topic.

It is often accompanied by the raising of one's right elbow upwards, whilst making other peculiar noises, that would suggest that one has slightly lost the plot.

There was some serious welching going on last night!

When in agreement, one member calls out 'welching!' and group members proceed to welch in above said fashion.

Welching by ukbuckstop July 10, 2010

Weething 

The act of releasing weed smoke from the mouth, and inhaling the weed smoke directly in through the nostrils. Often displayed by more experienced weed connoisseurs.

"Keith has become so good at weething his hits!"
-"Too bad his name is shitty."

Weething by Loreli Benz November 6, 2011

Disco Wenching 

A Scottish term used to describe the raunchy dance floor hook up. This is typically done with a complete stranger usually accompanied with heavy petting and sometimes even OTPHJ's (over the pants hand jobs).

I heard a Lady Gaga song come on, and when I looked over Harris was disco wenching Pam!

Disco Wenching by fiorious September 14, 2011