8 definitions by bigmikey

Big wow

A sarcastic expression used to express just how unimpressed you are following a particularly boring or clichéd anecdote from a friend

Student #1: Last night I got so drunk I passed out in a toilet/lost my tousers/vomited in my own shoe
Student #2: Big wow

by bigmikey October 24, 2005

feed the rat

A man engaging in vigorous sexual congress with a woman who posesses a unkempt bush can be said to be 'feeding the rat'

A man joins assorted friends for breakfast following a heavy night out:

Man: "Goodness, you should have seen the size of the badger on the bird i pulled last night, I almost lost my kebab"
Mate #1: "Did you feed the rat?"
Man: "Yeah, I managed to throw a flacid semi up her"

by bigmikey November 5, 2005

gaylords

A group of young men acting in an excessively camp or homosexual manner. Ironically these men are often heterosexual and find acting this way amusing

- Have a look at those guys over there
- What a bunch of gaylords

by bigmikey September 21, 2005

Shitanic

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping

man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover

by bigmikey January 2, 2006

Wenching

A verb used to describe persuing wenches in one's local hostelry

My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema and wenching

by bigmikey November 2, 2005

Gashback

Bastardised version of cashback. Used to describe the taking out of cash in order to go out and chase gash

Gentleman: Two cartons of um bongo and a packet of skittles please shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir, any gashback?
Gentleman: £20 please, I fancy a spot of wenching tonight and need some funds
Shopkeeper: Very good sir

by bigmikey November 2, 2005

shit ear

A derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of shit

"Excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"

by bigmikey January 2, 2006