Top Definition
To hit someone, especially in the face.
Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
by ale July 17, 2003
verb; "to lamp;" To hang out, do nothing and smoke marijuana. Term can be explained by the inherent duites of a lamp: lamps stay in one place and light up (get it?)

Commonly used in the form: "lamping" (or lampin')

See lampin' or lampin for other definitions.
What're you doing today?
Nothin', gonna chill at home and lamp
by elskiis December 04, 2010
1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
by Smitty Joe December 07, 2005
An acronym for the free web development software combination of the Linux operating system, Apache web server, MySQL database management system, and PHP/Perl/Python scripting languages.
All the components of LAMP are absolutely free.
by xix June 11, 2003
Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter.
"You see that girls shorts? THOSE are some LAMPS man. Leave nothing to the imagination I guess!"
by comdygas December 12, 2004
Acronym for "laughing at my phone".

Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>

Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH

Los: What's funny..?

Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 12, 2011
Lamp is another term or codeword for "head", "dome", and "blowjob" only true lamp lovers use this term. The definition of this word originated in the moutains of stormville.
I LOVE getting lamp.
Dude she gives mad good lamp.
Paul F and Alix F love getting lamp from hoo bags.
by DIRTYLAMPLOVER August 17, 2010
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