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Webb - A bossy, impatient man with ample knowledge.

Webbed - To be confronted by a webb.

Webbish - Descriptive term for a webb.

To webbskily do something - To go about something in a webb-like fashion.
My uncle's a webb. I got webbed by the mechanic after stealing his torque wrench. He's a snotty, webbish bastard. I webbskily insulted that dodgy dealer.
by soapus September 19, 2004
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what u call a large black men who enjoys yelling at small children, calling them names, and eating cucumbers
damn jemal really likes cucumbers

ya hes a major webb
by roberto camoze April 28, 2008
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Man walks into barbers and asks for a Webb I.e. flat top....
by manisoto March 07, 2014
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Someone who gets joy from torturing Sessler's.
Just cause I don't like Final Fantasy doesn't mean you have to be such a webb.
by Philip April 06, 2004
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A pacifist.
One who clanks around in Timberland boots and smokes a lot.
To be ticklish.
That Webb got all in my face until I advanced on him, waggling my hands. He thought I would tickle him...to death.
by The Way in Northeast November 12, 2009
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wake and webb
by castor460 February 16, 2010
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