WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

WIRE SPIDER by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009

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Werespider

A clone of someone that turns into a spider still with their own head.

Omg a werespider run... werespider stops damn I look rough but damn I make rough look good.

Werespider by Unicornmom666 January 8, 2021

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Werespider

A werespider is a clone of Valen Vain that turns into a spider with his head on it ... see twitch stream Friday 8th January 2021 he is also an 18+ streamer and filth wizard.

Omg its a vain werespider omg I look rough but God dman do it make rough look good....

Werespider by Unicornmom666 January 8, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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