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Vladimir, means rules the world, ruler of peace, sovereign of the people. A manly man who knows what he wants, and is usually quite handsome. Usually Russian.
Heey look its Vladimir! He is so HOT!
by roxy000 February 03, 2010
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A person who always try to make you happy whenever your down & a person who is hardworking! & also a great friend ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’™
That guy Vladimir is cute
by lashortone January 11, 2017
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A Russian guy with the most handsome features you will ever see. These may include curly golden or silver-blonde hair, sea-blue eyes, and an ass carved by angels.

He is also very talented, and these talents may include YouTubing, Airsoft, elite skills in Call of Duty games, and musicianship. He can play many instruments which may include drum kit, trombone, piano, baritone or euphonium, trumpet, guitar, and maybe even saxophone.

Despite how sexy he is, he may also be stuck-up and/or self-centered. Ladies, beware.
Man, Duncan is cute, but he can't even be compared to Vladimir.
by Red Fleming June 27, 2011
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A brand of vodka that puts you into a state of absolute fubar which very little consumption. The side-effects are rather bad, involving:

Puking up instestines, puking up whats left of your insides, lasting intoxication, intoxication after about your 18th shot (if you have been drinking it for abit). But if your a beer jockey, stick to small numbers ;).

Usually tastes like absolute ass, chaser or mixing is highly recommending, not that it will help much. Weak of stomach is reminded this substance isnt for you.
ME - "Be warned, thats vladimir"
YOU - "aah, thats nothing" *GULP*
YOU - "AAAAH AUGH IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAHAHHHH" *blarg* *puke* *spit* *more puke*
ME - "HAHAHHAAHAHHA TOLD yoU!@!!!"
YOU - "Ach!!!!"
by Malkavoru September 15, 2005
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Vladimir more like the ruler of the world, which is stated by his name. Vladimirs are usually attracted to Samsara. Vladimir is usually a Ukrainian not from russia and hates Putin and is not considered a russian stripper.
Vladimir is the coolest pimp of them all.
by David yo boy December 27, 2016
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To be extremly attached to males ( young and old ).
Hey dude, look at that guy, he is Vladimir
by Dora Gabe October 11, 2013
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A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".
My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.
by Mr. Illuminasty July 18, 2010
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