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That sassy long-awaited wank you have before gettin' to bed.

Not necessarily paying tribute to any kind of Russian aristocrat, though you can let your imagination go without any kind of restraint in terms of ethnicity.

Влади́мир could bravely knock on your door at any time before falling asleep.
The term was first coined by a group of aroused galicians.
Spanish:

- Meu quedamos a las 9 en casa de barris! Súbete a algún colegas si te apetece!
- Nah meu, ya es muy tarde y quedé con Vladimir, la tan esperada paja antes de dormir.

English:

- Yo dude! We've arranged to meet up at Barros'! Come with some friend if you feel like it!
- Nah man! It's quite late already and I've arranged to meet Vladimir, the long-awaited wank before sleeping.
by Escopeto January 11, 2018
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Comes from the spanish expression "Fuaaa", which is basically a statement of disbelief in a sarcastic manner. This one comes together with "Whaat", creating a funky way that puts an extra awesomeness into words.
English:

-Yo dude! Look that surf break pumping those crazy lefts and rights!
-Fuaaat man! It's a hell of a left for us!

Spanish:

-Tíooo! Mira es surf break bombeando esa locura de izquierdas y derechas!
-Fuaaat tío! Es una jodida izquierda para nosotros!
by Escopeto October 31, 2016
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