Virgin Suicide

When two people have sex for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are homosexual.
Dan: So Dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
Dave: Horrible. I'm suffering from virgin suicide.
Dan: Dude! You mean she's a lesbian now! Oh man, you must be depressed!
by MikeMikeMikeMikeu December 30, 2012
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suicide virgin

Someone who has never killed themselves before
She said she was going to hang herself but I doubt it since she's a suicide virgin.
by novirgin January 23, 2011
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