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Vatche is a quiet fellow.A vatche likes money. A vatche is ment to be wealthy, warning a vatche will not work properly if not wealthy. Vatche is handsome. Vatche is smart. Listen to a Vatche.
I got Vatche-illion dollars.

This isn't greatness my friend, this is Vatche-ness
vatche by real recognize real November 7, 2012
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When someone is being a pest, or deliberately making a nuisance of themselves
Vratch by doricgod July 29, 2012
Veitch   {Veh-e-tch}
Adjective

To get intoxicated by drinking as little as possible. Usually followed by crashing on a couch an hour later, and puking all over yourself and everywhere around you, while screaming and asking yourself ''WHY ME!?''.

The following day, it is normal for anyone who has suffered from Veitching to rookie out and tell their parents everything that has happened.
Guy1: Dude! We where at a party last weekend and Jon got completely Veitched!

Guy2: I could see that coming, how much did he have?

Guy1: He had around 200ml of a cruiser and a beer. You should have smelt the couch man.

Guy2: Hahaha, good ol' Jono, I bet his parents caught him.

Guy1: You hit the nail on the head, mate.
Veitch by iGoToSPC August 22, 2012
n.
1. Someone who uses unethical tactics to get noticed, in order to manipulate the weak-minded for donations.
John: Charlie veitched YouTube again, he blocked everyone with a brain and deleted their comments!
Tim: Let's thumbs down his videos to warn his retarded fanboys.
veitch by killdec April 15, 2013
verb

1. to cause serious injury to another by repeatedly kicking them in the spine. Refers especially but not exclusively to the beating of ex-girlfriends.
1. "Dude, you didn't just lash out - you fucking veitched her!"
veitch by cookmesomeeggs August 6, 2008

Vetchnard 

A carrot used for the purpose of sexual stimulation, often in place of a dildo.
Grandma keeps the carrots in the refridgerator and the vetchnards in the freezer.
Vetchnard by Giant Enemy April 26, 2010