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57.
one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer
vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?
by Slunjan July 20, 2008
 
58.
attention seeking fools who want to feel special. they choose this term because they think it will make them or define them.

its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"

so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.

another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.

basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.

grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
a snot nosed why teen who wants to define themselves as something "special" or as vampires
by M.C.Jomar March 30, 2006
 
59.
Beautiful, pale, creatures with fangs and lots of sex appeal. 'Goth' culture has turned vampirism into a trend which many Satanists practice. They call themselves 'vampyres' to distinguish themselves and get fake fangs fitted in.
The Ruda family are vampyres.
by Shawn February 21, 2005
 
60.
immortals that seduce their prey, which are humans, and then suck their blood. vamp = one that inhibits a dead corpse; which is why vampires in general have pale skin. the teenage gothic/goth scene has taken vampirism to a humourous and real but trendy level, which is why vampirism isn't taken seriously. ie; vampires aren't real. purely fiction of a demented irishman, bram stoker. but there are and have been murderers that have sprouted tales like dracula and nosferatu and are infamous for biting and/or knifing their victims and draining the blood. i've never heard of an asian vampire.
Tom Cruise.
by andrea June 17, 2004
 
61.
In addition to the others listed,
1. Any government agency that "sucks the life" from the working class.

2. Any employer who expects your lifesblood for a miserly paycheck.
1. This April the vampires are going to take the little I had left from my pay!

2. That vampire expects me to put in another five hours this week without comp time!
by Kathleen Pfeiffer April 02, 2006
 
62.
things that suck your blood, or drink it, anyway. Most people think that its cool and all sorts of wierd shit like that. i personally think that its messed up and stupid. for other messed up and stupid things see cyber sex
that moron thinks he can seduce girls by saying hes a vampire over the internet.
by _Cory_ June 07, 2005
 
63.
A demon of the night that drains blood: the humans life force in order to live. Vampires also can not go out in the sun.
MWAHAH *cough*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
by smab July 20, 2004