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Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.

When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
Vampires don't need a fucking example.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 03, 2010
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man 1: dude that Vampire sucks blood

Man 2: well duah
by Rebekah Lee June 07, 2012
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Pale, beautiful, immortal creature. Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.
by TwilightEdwardJacobLover November 10, 2008
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Something that doesn't exist.

If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.
Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.
by Sam is a Dick September 23, 2007
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1. A being that exists in FICTION. Usually nocturnal, most of the vampires created by literature in the twentieth centuries are rather BAMF, and a select few 21st century vampires carry the BAMF gene. If it sparkles, it's Emma Frost, you Twilight fancreeps.
2.There is a subculture made up of those who believe that they are actually vampires. Think of that what you will.
1. Dracula is the king of all vampires, and Edward Cullen is the illegitimate child of Emma frost and a mildew spore.

2. Julia is now calling herself Hekate and drinking 'blood'. She insists that she is a vampire.
by SilawenGreenleaf July 02, 2011
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A female with black hair, pale skin, and red lipstick.
My Latin teacher looks like a vampire.
by t m o n e y October 27, 2006
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Someone who eats a lot of pussy or sucks a lot of dick.
Joe- Man Jerry eats pussy like every night.
Johnny- Ya dude he is such a vampire.
by Jackass1739 November 13, 2016
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