For the love of God, vampires are FICTIONAL!
If I see one more fucking "goth" retard on the internet claim to be a REAL VAMPYRE OMG OMG OMG I might explode.
Vampires are from folklore, mainly eastern european. During the Romantic period they became popular subjuects of art and fiction. As time passed, a subculture of RETARDS began to claim to be real vampires, mostly for attention form other pseudo-vampyric retards.
Vampirism is a real trait in some animals. They are not all nocturnal.
In folklore, people were believed to be "cursed" to come back as vampires if they displayed certain deformities in life.
sorry for the long def
Dracula from Bram Stoker's imagination is a vampire. He does not have the deadly aversion to sunlight introduced by later films, but he has superior strength, climbing ability, and stays alive by consuming human blood.

by skudge December 26, 2007
A heart-throb romantic, who sucks blood, is great in bed, and can turn you for a life of eternity. Will burn in the sun (DOES NOT SPARKLE!!) so is a nocturnal being.
mortal: Oooo babe you are so good in bed!

vampire: Its because im a vampire.
by sexyslashlover1 September 26, 2009
Life Size Maxi Pads
"Man you see the new twilight Vampire Movie?"

"No there just a bunch of life size maxi pads"
by mrsmileysentme February 28, 2012
A vampire is a demon that consumes blood. Vampires appear to be pale skinned and have dark hair. Some versions of vampires have fangs. They are told to be killed/paralyzed by stakes, can not cross large amounts of water, and must be invited in to come into a house. Many stories and movies have been inspired by vampires such as Dracula, Hellsing, Twilight, Vampire Kisses, Vampire Knight, and Vampire Diaries.
A vampire drinks blood.
by Freya-chan March 31, 2010
blond, blue eyes, tall, beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, & someone you want to have babies with so you can produce some vampire babies
Look at that vampire walking across the street. Seriously, if I could just stare at that vampire for the rest my life, my life's mission would be complete. He is utterly breathtaking.
by vampirebabymaker November 22, 2011
An ugly bitch who has no friends and is pale and socially awkward
-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps?
-Hey whos that vampire following us around?

-You're as socially awkward as a vampire !
by FB-GM October 23, 2010
1. Any creature that feeds on another's life source or fluids

2. A parasite

3. Vlad the Impaler
1. one ex: of a vampire is a human being that feeds on blood, energy, or sexual fluids

2. ex: an organism that needs another body in order to survive such as a flea

by Sarah M...227 May 27, 2008

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