Possibly the coolest thing ever. Not those faggy twilight vampires, I'm talking about fucking badass ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the Belmonts from Castlevania.

When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.
Vampires don't need a fucking example.
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 03, 2010
v: The act drinking something too fast for your mouth to swallow, causing it to spill out the corners of your mouth and down your chin, thus making you look like a vampire.
person a: *takes a big gulp of his drink and it dribbles down his chin*
person b: "You just vampired your drink! What a party foul!"
by Gect July 01, 2010
Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.

They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.

They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.

I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.
The vampires will kill you
by Don't.cross.me January 04, 2015
Life Size Maxi Pads
"Man you see the new twilight Vampire Movie?"

"No there just a bunch of life size maxi pads"
by mrsmileysentme February 28, 2012
A vampire is a demon that consumes blood. Vampires appear to be pale skinned and have dark hair. Some versions of vampires have fangs. They are told to be killed/paralyzed by stakes, can not cross large amounts of water, and must be invited in to come into a house. Many stories and movies have been inspired by vampires such as Dracula, Hellsing, Twilight, Vampire Kisses, Vampire Knight, and Vampire Diaries.
A vampire drinks blood.
by Freya-chan March 31, 2010
blond, blue eyes, tall, beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, & someone you want to have babies with so you can produce some vampire babies
Look at that vampire walking across the street. Seriously, if I could just stare at that vampire for the rest my life, my life's mission would be complete. He is utterly breathtaking.
by vampirebabymaker November 22, 2011
An ugly bitch who has no friends and is pale and socially awkward
-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps?
-Hey whos that vampire following us around?

-You're as socially awkward as a vampire !
by FB-GM October 23, 2010

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