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1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.
Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.
vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

Vampiring 

To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!

Vampirilingus 

The act of giving a cunnilingus to a menstruated woman.

Results from the junction of the words "vampire" and "cunnilingus".
I was with my period but my boyfriend didn´t mind giving me a vampirilingus.
Vampirilingus by Lolada August 17, 2010

Auto Vampirism 

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.
Auto Vampirism by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

vampidity 

The shameless exposition of uniformed decisions, without knowledge of the highly ironic content of one's actions.
damn, she posted a photograph of a bicycle hanging from her ceiling, and didn't catch that people telling her it was cool was insincere... what complete vampidity...
vampidity by tiki refrigerator January 13, 2009

vampirilicious

having the desired vampire-like quailities in abundance like immortality, style, beauty, poise, strength and irresistible allure.
robert pattinson is vampirilicious.
vampirilicious by roksi March 30, 2009