31 definitions by TiTyRon
Mario Lopez is fucking 36 years old and he still looks like a little kid!!!!!!!!!! ,no joke
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d
i bet when he goes clubbing the bartender still ask's him for i.d
by TiTyRon December 8, 2009
GTA IV new downloadable episode on the xbox live marketplace.the ballad of gay tony(TBoGT) takes the role of LUIS lopez (the character we see in the black and white jacket on niko bellic's story mission "the 3 leaf clover" or other words the mission where you must rob the bank with pakie and his brother and where we last see in that one mission where you exchange the mobsters daughter for ray's diamonds).TBoGT IS THE FIRST GTA story where you play as a hispanic character,luis lopez who is a part time hoodlum and full time assistant for tony prince or gay tony.
the ballad of gay tony will be available for dlc on xboxlive marketplace for 1600 microsoft points or 20$ on october 29 2009. and also on cd with the lost and damned(for 40$)on the same date this version will not require gta iv cd to play it but only the dlc version will need it
by TiTyRon October 31, 2009
a real vampire does not/is not:
love
a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions
A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love
only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)
todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans
thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight
love
a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper pussys wet
a model for gayass hot topic
has emotions
A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love
only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)
todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans
thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight
by TiTyRon August 21, 2009
Michael Myers is a fictional character from the Halloween series of slasher films. He first appears in John Carpenter's Halloween (1978) as a young boy who murders his older sister, then fifteen years later returns home to murder his last living relative,his sister whom he has not seen sence he killed other family members at the time when his little sister(the one he trys to kill now)was a baby
micheal myers is only mad and kills people because he is still a virgen(LMFAO) at possible 50 years old
by TiTyRon August 22, 2009
did you see taylor lautner on the front cover of rollingstone??
there is no way a little butter cup could have the body of a bodybuilder!!!! that asshole got photoshop 'ed. no wonder alot of twennyboppers think they can marry this douchbag he is even a bigger tool then mario lopez
there is no way a little butter cup could have the body of a bodybuilder!!!! that asshole got photoshop 'ed. no wonder alot of twennyboppers think they can marry this douchbag he is even a bigger tool then mario lopez
by TiTyRon December 16, 2009
by TiTyRon November 8, 2009
a stupid movie for stupid people also being full of stupid people.this movies is a docudrama about the life of Notorious B.I.G the movies just talks about who he is and how he became famous
what makes this movie fucking stupid gay shit are the actors
the people impersonating tupac and diddy made me fucking laugh my ass off the nigga playing tupac is some skinny light skinned,flat lips nigga and we all know tupac has fat lits and is dark but not od the fucked up part is know know how tupac has a nose ring ,the actor impersonating him DID NOT HAVE THE PIERCING WOW ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!
THE PERSOn playing diddy looked nothing like diddy at all when he was younger the asshole playing diddy has curly hair when diddy never had curly hair. overall the actors in this movie and the movie its self its gay
what makes this movie fucking stupid gay shit are the actors
the people impersonating tupac and diddy made me fucking laugh my ass off the nigga playing tupac is some skinny light skinned,flat lips nigga and we all know tupac has fat lits and is dark but not od the fucked up part is know know how tupac has a nose ring ,the actor impersonating him DID NOT HAVE THE PIERCING WOW ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!!!!
THE PERSOn playing diddy looked nothing like diddy at all when he was younger the asshole playing diddy has curly hair when diddy never had curly hair. overall the actors in this movie and the movie its self its gay
the movie Notorious is a huge dissapointment the asshole who directed this should have got the facts straight about B.I.G. and better yet....hire better actors
even little kim is mad about this movie especially the bitch who portrayal her in the film
even little kim is mad about this movie especially the bitch who portrayal her in the film
by TiTyRon December 9, 2009