the vaginal ranney disease, if come in contact with, will turn your sexual organs, into lobster eggs, that are filled with pus, and reeks of a very foul odor. in some forms of the disease, it causes your sexual organs to grow thorns, and leak pyroclastic material, from that of a volcanoe. and sometimes, in very rare cases, it shortens life span.

very common symtpoms of this disease, is that you are suddenly stupid. also that ur hair will start to have a yellowish, feces coloring to it.
hmm...damnit, i have the vaginal ranney disease! it is real!
by thewatermoccasin June 15, 2010
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