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dit me VNPT 

If you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that they are frustrating with the internet bandwidth and they are most likely to live with the lag or unplayable.
"HOLY SHIT I'm randomly teleporting all around the map, dit me VNPT ping cao vai ca lon!"

"Fuck! we lose the round! Why I can't hear the plant bomb sound? dit me VNPT" - "You randomly have 3-6% loss that's why you can't hear the plant bomb sound."
dit me VNPT by DekaiUmi March 10, 2022

dit me 4G VNPT 

When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their mobile internet bandwidth is so bad and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't move, dit me 4G VNPT, dit me nha mang so 1 viet nam, dit me thang nao cat bang thong nha tao, dit me lu chung may"
dit me 4G VNPT by dit me VNPT March 25, 2022

dit me VNPT 

When you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"He is randomly teleporting around the map, he must be cheating!" - "Don't be worried, he just said "dit me vnpt", he's just lagging."

"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't move, dit me vnpt"

Dit me VNPT 

Similar to Dit me FPT, when you see someone say this, it's usually they are experiencing bad network connections from local provider VNPT (Viet Nam Posts and Telecommunication). This is due to the fact that international cable is usually broken.
"I can't play, the ping is too high, dit me VNPT"

5 kb tren giay, dit me vnpt

Due to the bandwidth problems happening in Vietnam these days, most Internet producers have issues with the AAE, AAG and APG cables being malfunctioned, the typical one is VNPT which advertised the best quality while giving the shittiest amongst the rest. If you ever see a gamer typed the word above in, that means they are unpleasant about the experience and the wifi which makes them frustrate concluded to being unplayable.
DIT ME CAI LON MA PING CAO VAI CAC, DIT ME VNPT
CAI DIT ME 5KB TREN GIAY NHA MANG VNPT LAM AN NHU CON CAC

We're gonna lose stop teleporting around! Dit me VNPT deo di chuyen duoc dit con me may
CAI DMM5 kb tren giay, dit me vnpt

dit me VNPT 

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"He is randomly teleporting around the map, he must be cheating!" - "Don't be worried, he just said "dit me VNPT", he's just lagging."

"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play, it's dit me VNPT"
dit me VNPT by Hobk March 10, 2022
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